“Creative problem-solving for creatives, so you can be even more creative”
Please see below for the services currently offered by The Artist plc (for our product range, please click here). We are constantly renewing our stock, so please do check in on a regular basis.
All prices include free delivery to UK addresses.
To place your order, please click here.
Evaluate my Arse – £25
For the conscientious arts operator who requires innovative means of capturing their artistic effect, we will, for the sum of £25, happily send you a picture of an Artist plc member’s posterior with accompanying evaluation form.
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I will fail, but on my own terms – £13
We understand how hard it is to prescribe your own terms for failure. So don’t worry, we will help you out. This personalised service will consist of a crowd-sourced list of ways you can fail successfully. 13 members of the Artist Plc will bring their unique experience of failure to this task.
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Appeal for Funding – £20 (SPECIAL OFFER)
Make yourself attractive to potential funders. For a limited time, we will – for a special price of just £20 – write a bespoke love poem in a Valentines card (carefully selected from our local card shop) for you to forward onto the funding body of your choice.
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Self-Assessment – £250
Successful artist entrepreneurs appreciate the value of regular self-assessment. With our package we will first send you a questionnaire to complete, before coming to stay for a couple of days to assess the accuracy of your responses.
Leverage Viral Lift – Price on application
To insure you go viral operate this handy lever making your concepts a million times more viewable. Self immolation tools, or shameless ways to surf the latest positive or negative news etc.
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